why you should be my friend

  1. I will talk about sex with you and not care in the slightest even if you have the most bizarre kinks I do not give a shit
  2. I will reblog your selfies no questions asked
  3. I will ask you questions on anon to make you look more popular
  4. nothing happens to me so you can talk about yourself forever.

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if you want an ugly girlfriend that likes to do nothing but listen to music and nap hit me up

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people whose parents pay them for good grades


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